n. the state of being partway between single and married; an indefinite period of time where you plan and put off the seemingly inevitable


Man #1: I’m engaged. 
Man #2: Shit, man. She got you? 

Woman #1: I’m engaged. 
Woman #2: Oh my god! Oh my god! I’m so happy for you! Have you picked out your wedding dress yet? Hang on, I’ve gotta call Barbara and Michelle and Jessica and Holly and… 

Gay Man #1: I’m engaged. 
Gay Man #2: Oh god, that’s so fabulous! I totally knew you two were meant to be. It’s like your souls just color-coordinate, like all the time. 

Britney Spears: I’m engaged. 
General Public: Again?

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